Friday, January 27, 2006

My wife hates Jennifer Love Hewitt. I mean, the level of hate reaches Jeter proportions. She says Hewitt is a "dime a dozen" and doesn't think she's pretty enough to warrant the attention, plus she says Hewitt posesses zero talent.

Whenever I mention "Jennifer Love Hewitt", I love to see the reaction I get. It comes in phases:

1. A casual shake of the head, like she's trying to get water out of her ear.
2. An annoyed look of minor disgust (only if the word "talent" or "beauty" is used in conjunction with the name "Jennifer Love Hewitt".
3. A look of utter disgust when she realizes many men thinks she's hot.
4. A seething reaction of hissing through her teeth coupled with an object flying toward the television (if Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the TV).

This reaction seems to only be reserved for Jennifer Love Hewitt. For some reason, she doesn't mind Mariah Carey, whom I think has gotten hotter lately now that she's gotten thicker. I've heard that many women hate Jennifer Love Hewitt, but I never understood the level of hatred until my wife reacted as above about two years ago. Can someone explain this to me?

For possible explanations, go here or here, courtesy of Bill Simmons, my favorite author from ESPN, the Worldwide Leader.

3 Comments:

At Wed Feb 01, 11:45:00 AM CST, Blogger Nothing said...

To pose or not to pose? Was it not Hamlet who first asked that question? Surely a thesbian such as JLH would know.

 
At Sun Feb 05, 01:21:00 PM CST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Big Bro!
Happy superbowl sunday!
I followed one of your links to this guy's column, and I am loving it! I have no idea what the sports talk is all about, but he is very entertaining and actually makes me WANT to know what all the sports talk is all about. He's awesome :-)
and so are you, as far as big brothers go, you're pretty cool ;-)

 
At Thu Feb 23, 04:28:00 PM CST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh but there is a reason.
she lacks talent and beauty and despite what she lacks, some idiot out there is allowing her to work in the media.

 

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